Came across this job posting on UpWork and it was just too good not to share.
This person wants an “expert technical writer” with “beyond excellent writing and research skills.” What’s beyond excellent? I can’t even think of a word for it. I guess that leaves me out.
Anyway, if you look closely you’ll see that this client is also looking for the lowest possible rate. That’s beyond excellent work for the lowest possible price. Only on UpWork.
In case you’re wondering, this client has 28 hires at an average hourly rate of $3.44. I can’t imagine what kind of excellence $3.44/hr buys you.
Join me next time as I laugh my way all the way to freelancing success.
Also published on Medium.